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Gus’s Fried Chicken, Memphis, TN

  1. 3pc. Dark Meat
  2. Cole Slaw
  3. French Fries
  4. Sweet Tea
  5. Chess Pie

Geographically speaking, Tennessee is in the south, but just barely; there are states that are much more souther. In fact, most of Tennessee shares the same climate zone as south Jersey. There is an imaginary line that exists somewhere in Virginia that when crossed, American food becomes delicious.

I’m pretty sure if you opened a restaurant in the South that was classified as “Nuveau-American” you’d be pummeled quite thoroughly. The North has a rich food heritage, but it is steeped in ages of immigrant history. Hundreds of years of rag-draped ancestry giving every ounce of energy in their tired, poor, huddled masses has culminated in “Pan-Asian Fusion”. Is this the namesake we choose to leave for our children?

The culinary attention span of we Yankees is that of fish - while on our way to the top-rated zooplankton eatery, crawfishsmopolitan magazine runs an article stating that phytoplankton is better for your complexion.

Enter Gus’s. They take fried chicken, and do nothing spectacular to it - they just make the best fried chicken. The meat, covered in a butter-rich batter that screams “this is why we’re fat”, drips off the bone. Cole slaw tastes like good cole slaw and fries are cooked well done and crispy. The Chess Pie was a warm, gooey, dignified Crème brûlée. I believe in the South, because I’ve eaten at Gus’s.

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Nene’s Diner, Lynchburg, TN

  1. Dixie Burger
  2. Onion Rings
  3. Sweet Tea

Someone I met in Mississippi told me that if someone pronounces sweet tea like “Sweet Tea,” then they don’t serve sweet tea; you’re only drinking the good stuff if it sounds like “Swayte Tay.”

For a town named “Lynchburg,” the people here seem pretty peaceful. Aside from serving a powerful sweet tea, Lynchburg is the home of the Jack Daniels distillery. I was pretty disappointed with the tour - the guide was terse, didn’t let us get a whiff of the fermenting vats, and, since Moore County is dry, they don’t give out samples.

Nene’s is a 2 minute walk from the distillery and sports a sign out front indicating that there is, in fact, “GOOD FOOD” inside. I like a good, flavorful, greasy burger, but this one was just greasy without purpose or flavor and lacked the advertised secret dixie sauce. The rings were fried up just right - you can tell it’s good when you bite through the onion and the whole thing doesn’t unravel, leaving you with a doughtube, a fried-onion-snake’s shed skin.

While the food at Nene’s was okay, and attached to a Dixie-themed souvenir shop, I’d say you could avoid it and try out the “BBQ Caboose”, and let me know how it is.

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Wyatt’s BBQ, Atlanta, GA

  1. BBQ Pork Tips
  2. Candied Sweet Potatoes
  3. Turnip Greens
  4. Cornbread
  5. La Fin Du Monde, Tripel

When I asked the concierge at the Residence Inn if he knew how to get to “Wyatt’s Diner,” he seemed utterly puzzled. I said “you know… it’s like a southern… cooking-y… place.”

On the big map of Atlanta that he pulled out from his cache of big maps of Atlanta, he circled a couple of places that I might want to go. I pointed to the general area that I thought Wyatt’s Diner was located. His eyes lit up. 

“Shiiiiiit, you mean Wyyyaaaats.” He hailed one of his nearby work-mates, “This boy wants to go to wyatts!”

Having been to Wyatts, this was definitely the appropriate response. The place is a shack in the middle of a parking lot with space enough for maybe two customers to wait inside. I asked one of the two chefs inside how long this establishment has been around, the response: “we’ve been servicing the Kirkwood community since the late 80’s”

I still dream of these sweet potatoes. I’ve woken up in a cold sweat dreaming of a world without these delectables, thanking whatever great tuber deity for not blighting the world of them. The pork was smothered in a just-spicy-enough barbecue sauce, and the turnip greens were fresh and flavorful. All was complimented by La Fin Du Monde - after this meal, I would be content even if the world ended. A big 8 out of 10 garblogs.

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The Porter Beer Bar, Atlanta, GA

  1. Wild Georgia Shrimp
  2. Shitake and Cremini Mushrooms with Truffle Oil
  3. White Cheddar Grits

You can’t have just one grit; grits travel in packs. It’s made of coarsely ground corn and acts as a palette on which a chef may blend a prism of flavors. Depending on how well it’s cooked and how fresh it is, grits can get pretty clumpy - the Porter made a giant plate of creamy, even-textured white cheddar grits. The shrimp was stunning in the truffle oil, and I’m a sucker for mushrooms. Paired with an Athens, GA local microbrew, Terrapin Golden Ale.

The Porter is in Atlanta’s Little 5-Points neighborhood - the place where vagabonds and vegans join hands and get tattoos and wigs together. There is a ~10 page booklet of microbrews that they have in bottles, along with a few pages of whiskeys, bourbons, scotches and wine. Hanging mason jar lightbulbs illuminate the all hardwood bar.

I give the whole experience an 8 out of 10 garblogs.

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Nu-Way Hotdogs, Macon, GA:

  1. Chili Cheese Slaw Dog
  2. Thick-cut Fries
  3. Orange Fanta

Macon is the home of Little Richard, Otis Redding, The Allman Brothers, among other great southern rockers.

Inside the Nu-Way Chili Cheese Slaw Dog is a color so unnaturally bright pink-red that it shines like a shiny beacon among the drab fooderies of the city. You’ll notice in the 3rd picture that one of the cups boasts “Famous Flaky Ice” - the Fanta did indeed surround flaky ice, definitely a step-up from TOTALLY OBNOXIOUS normal-ice.

If you’re ever in Macon, definitely take 20 minutes out of your trip to get a Nu-Way dog - you’ll probably regret it, but feel accomplished afterwards: 6/10 garblogs

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